Ten Writing Nightmares

This Halloween, take a moment to consider the writing nightmares you’ve had or are afraid of experiencing. The following are ten.

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1) Misspelling the name of the person you’re addressing in an email or cover letter.

2) Producing an embarrassing typo for a word like ‘batch,’ ‘feckless,’ or ‘public.’

3) Putting the finishing touches on a ten-page essay, only to re-read the essay question and realize you didn’t answer it.

4) Repeatedly misusing ‘matriculate,’ ‘genuflect,’ ‘obfuscate,’ or any other multi-syllabic word derived from Latin that was supposed to make you sound smart.

5) That brilliant manifesto/sonnet/one-act play you wrote last night? What it looks like the next morning.

6) Laboring on a 2500-word paper due in less than 24 hours and based on volumes of source material you didn’t read.

7) Forgetting to delete something from your first draft, such as a note you leave for yourself (“Need to fudge the data more”).

8) Basing the central argument of your article on a logical fallacy or on your misreading of another person’s work.

9) Running out of ideas.

10) Hitting publish on a blog post before it’s

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